Benidorm is the easiest resort on this coast to get around on wheels, and almost nobody writes about it properly. The beaches, the transport, the hire firms, the adapted rooms, and the three places it still falls down.


Benidorm is the easiest resort on this coast to get around on wheels, and almost nobody writes about it properly. The beaches, the transport, the hire firms, the adapted rooms, and the three places it still falls down.

Every bar with live music, drag or karaoke between the old church and Dove Park, with the times each one actually starts.

One tap and every Benidorm fiesta date is in your phone.

Every Benidorm fiesta from now to the end of January. Tap the one you want and it goes straight into your phone’s calendar.

Which market is on which day, in Benidorm and the towns around it, with the bus numbers. Taken from the council’s own leaflet rather than guessed at.

A crewless boat, a fire on the beach and an image found in the ashes. Benidorm’s patronal week in November is the one the town puts on for itself, and the cheapest week of the year to see it.

The fifth of January is the biggest night of the year for Spanish children, and Benidorm’s cabalgata is a proper one. What happens, the route, and why early January is the cheapest week here.

Two armies, four days and the biggest street parade of the Benidorm year. What happens, when, and where to stand. Dates from the council’s own calendar.

I can save you money on your flights to Benidorm. Not a lot on any single decision. Thirty pounds here, sixty there, occasionally a hundred and seventy. But I can only do it if you are willing to negotiate. The negotiation is not with Jet2, or Ryanair, or easyJet. They will not budge, and there …

Flights, an apartment and a hotel for the same trip. Every figure from our September 2026 booking, including the night that costs more than Holy Week.